Then There’s the Time I Fell Under the Minivan (and LCB Didn’t Notice)

I’m a sorry case, really. “Klutzy Awkward Gait Girl” would be an accurate sobriquet for me, as I’ve mentioned. I do things like fall in the hallway at school, for instance, for no apparent reason. Once even, while substitute teaching, I walked into a desk and narrowly escaped a face-first dive into the front row […]